Thursday, 15 October 2009

The Toronto Maple Leafs

 my pond in the winter, not very attractive this way!!!!

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and whales have in common?
A: They both get totally confused when surrounded by ice.

Why are the Toronto Maple Leafs like Canada Post?
A: They both wear uniforms and don't deliver!

Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
A: Because then Toronto would want one...

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Argonauts and the Toronto Blue Jays all have in common besides being based in Toronto ?
A. None of them can play hockey.

What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Toronto Maple Leafs..

How do you keep the Toronto Maple Leafs out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

What do you call a Toronto Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

How many Toronto Maple Leafs does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows ... And we may never find out.


  1. i guess that means you don't like the toronto maple leafs, eh sonny sikora?
    when there were only six teams when i was a kid, i liked chicago black hawks.
    my favourite hockey player was gordie howe.
    he played for the detroit red wings but the reason he was my favourite player because someone threw a live guinea pig on the ice and gordie skated over to it and gently picked it up and saved its life....
    now there are so many teams, i don't know who is who! terry

  2. I am a Habs fan all the way. You just got to Love the Canadiens!!!!!!!!!